"In rock stardom there’s an absolute economic upside to self-destruction."
- C. LoveBig Black Guy: I mean you beatin’ 10 cops? You putting a man in the hospital? How come I don’t see no bruises on you?
Even Bigger Black Guy: Yeah!
Billy Ray Valentine: ’Cause I’m a karate man! And a karate man bruises on the inside! They don’t show their weakness. But you don’t know that because you’re a big Barry White looking motherfucker! So get outta my face!
The synopsis of Kazam on starz is “A Troubled little boy manages to summon a friendly genie who lives in a boom box.” I’d like to thank Jesus for letting America create this film.
A Lil' Diddy 'bout Cocaine
Easily the best SNL digital short of the last year; number two only to the Natalie Portman Rap in my opinion.
